Government Quotes Funny
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There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second hand, George!
“Which is the best government? That which teaches us to govern ourselves”
To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States.
If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the
newspaper you are misinformed.
-- Mark Twain
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